Put Your Paws Up

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  • Teacher: Give me an example of a descriptive sentence.
  • Me: He thrust angrily into his lovers tight ass, grabbing his hips to find a better rhythm.
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May 21

Anonymous asked: What would you do if at the end of the shooting the person hadn't shot anyone, just scared people and the gun had been a squirt gun painted black?

I would call that person an asshole.

May 21

Anonymous asked: What if there was a ransom? What would you do then?

You know what, I just don’t fucking know, but I do know I am getting sick of these damn questions.